My grandma said the best thing about MATTRESSES...

I call my bedroom the TEXAS...

What's the difference between most people and ASSLESS CHAPS?

My love life is like SHERLOCK HOLMES...

Have you ever tried SMILE-ing?

My love life is like CINDERELLA...

What's the difference between most people and DESKS?

@Doctor_Ants is braver than the rest of us

My hometown's nickname is THE DEATH STAR...