Look at how happy Durpy is when I sit next to him!

I'M READY. I'M READY! ...I was not ready.

Don't mind if I do...

A trifecta of pain. Good thing my mic was muted, because I was screaming all sorts of obscenities.

In my VR mind, I'm dancing smoothly to the beat...then I look at the replay.

"I wasn't startled at all. Nope."

Don't you run up on me like that ever again!

WHYYYY?

After a million times dying against these two, this happens. The game must've had mercy on me.