What's in the box?! Will I make my $850 back on Amazon returns??

Bug report

HUAUGH JESUS

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG Bean

funny thing to hear out of context

??dO yOU rEALLY nEED aN iNTRO??

FACE CAKE

Need to be comforted

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