This is probably going to be one of the worst adventure games I've seen.

Drop Boats, not Bombs

Bowser's dead, but you can't leave

No respect for kids

Pop Idol, Gameboy Advance

Farthest we've gotten... oh wait...

PASS A SHRIMP

More Funky Fantasy 4, turning Cecil from an English into a ???

Embroidery squirrels are important.