An EMO KING! Now that is dysfunctional.

Cannot Concieve

LYDIA TASTED BLOOD

LYDIA, THE SASS IS UNNECESSARY

IDIOTS, RAISE YOUR HANDS

SKYRIM SING-A-LONG

THE LORD GIVETH AND THE LORD TAKETH AWAY

LYDIA, YOU ARE NOT THE MAIN CHARACTER

ARCH-MAGE, I FOUND A BIG BALL