First ME playthrough! Come chill with me and Commander Shepard. !sfx

watch the side walk, the dude pushes the other out of the way. face plants

F**k-achu?

Don't mess with Purple!

New battle plan...fall off cliff

ABSOLUTELY FUKKEN DESTROYED

Friday feeling, coffee and pewpew

When you open the fridge, but forget why

Umm... c*m face?