"I'm gonna have to go refill... I'll be right back everybody!" *shuffles away*

"I get so flustered when talking to girls."

I know you're here. Got you now! Aaaahhhhhh....

When the Crit Matters most!

NewDadInTown

Volan repeat after me ... to·tal·i·tar·i·an·ism

hey look a distraction!

i forgot where my keys were

What happens if we die?