This is why we keep him around #AbelsTheBest

OOOOOOpsie dooooodle

I haven't laughed this hard in so long!

I'm gonna stand here and do rimjobs

Hungover Mom

Hey pres, you need any rimjobs?

Makeup tutorials with Zoe

Goku ain't got ish on Zoe!

He's really good at balancing okay!?