Riggs shouldn't have talked shit to the clown

Don't text while driving LULW

( Volume Warning ) - My ears! AAAAHHHH!

Never touch penguins

Choking on that weiner comment

Extra Vergil Olive Oil

*picks up phone* Hi your number 2 ... is our number 1 ... how may I help you

That you can quote me on

...well fudge