My Brain has 10 Tabs open right now, you SHOOSH xD

Maybe I won't die?

You have Died of CHIMKEN xD

I-I want Smooches

Cryptid Breaks Up with Miss.Cthulhu

"THAT LOOKS LIKE A-" "DoN't SaY wHaT yOu'Re ThInKiNg..."

When your Hubby Speaks Fluid Eldritch

*Clears Throat* Bldldldldldldldldldla

Mischievous Smiley Jumpscares Cryptid