Regardless of Whether the Chicken or the Egg Came First, Both Can Be Served For Dinner!

Cheater?

I ALMOST GOT HIT BY A TRAIN!

That Could Have Gone Better!

When Your First Instinct Is "Oh Look, Bad Guys... KILL THEM!!!"

kidnapped by an NPC

I DON'T USE NUMPAD!

F**k you hog!

My First Ever Grenade Kills. That's Right, KILLS, Plural!