No one: The Enderman:

Amgous? In MY ZELDA?! It's more likely than you think

The Spikes Strike Back!!

Luigi gives the best back scratches!

Zokket Being Not-Evil for Over 3 Min Challenge: Impossible

[SPOILERS] Aren't I the Best?!--Oh, there goes my damageless run...

"The Renais-n-Ren-Ren-Ren--The Ren--The Renai--"

At the End of Ocarina of Time, You Can Hear my Masterpiece

Luigi When There's One Small Obstacle in the Way