Because Duke Nukem isn't serious enough.

For the Kids! :D

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.... there was a young man training to become a Jedi.... AND IT WAS NOT LUKE SKYWALKER!

spoiler: baby survives

Different Kind Of Ragey

That pesky teaser side-path

Alice getting the best of Dex

Less dangerous than it looked

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