"That is literally the most discouraging thing I have ever frickin experienced in my life"

"Ohhhhh nooooooooooooooo"

::distant screaming::

"IT ONLY GETS WORSE"

Ding dong

I gotta-YEEEUUULLLLPPPP, you know, do stuff

"Oh shoot I'm reading chat logs"

The only daaaahahhhhhhhh

Damn, my bottom