I am Groot, and "Groot" is code for "screwed."

Redneck hedgehog is a Backstreet Boys fan.

I'm clearly outmatched in this game of hide and seek.

Slowly beginning to regret my life choices...

You want me to do what now???

I can’t remember the last time I actually panicked like this at a game.

Too busy explaining my Exorcist reference to notice I'm now jealous of James. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Whoops! Wrong gun!

You're laughing. You just got impaled in the chest by a creepy princess and you're laughing...