Come back and talk to me when you have a warrant

HE WAS DEAD WHEN I GOT THERE OFFICER, I SWEAR!!!

Thanks for the masterwork pistol dumbass

YESSSSS

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Daddy Demi Puts Chat in Their Place owo

copypasta then dies lmfao

Stoned Detective is sleeby but must save Communism!

Barely missed the mark, Lady cute