Farewell to Warband playthrough - Diplomacy - Max difficulty - Day 1

"I got this" *immediately dies*

Chives Exclaims, "This Is Hard Mode"

Greenier Plant Guy Sheds Light On Strategy

Flying Onion Ball Using Bombs While Underpowered

What is "Aught?" Can you eat it?

Oh, they're after me... OH, THEY'RE AFTER ME!