Captain, sensors indicate the presence of a dick.

Can scorpions explode stuff with their minds?

Starfleet, I believe we have officially lost it. xD

One. I love this AI xD

Perfect CoffeeBot Timing. Also Accidental Frag: 1023

Missed it by that much... it caused a DC :(

Well... that worked out.

Erm... wtf just happened?

10/10 Jump scare right there!