Fus, truly a Phaethon of modern times (The Roman Empire took Mario Kart much too serious)

Officer Chunk, sometimes he´s just too much for me...

I know how to be a Gentleman...

When you´re having one of "those" days...

This game is way too realistic

Hey, have I told you the story about the magnificent bull yet...

I forgot my witty title...but I can assure you it was hilarious :P

After an hour of this, VICTORY

Staring at textboxes and "unskippable" cutscenes