Pretend all of these are 1 taps and not me panicking :)

tofu server slander

if only I was this good

Clipping this before someone else does so there's no chance of blackmail

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Digimon the movie?? HUGE PIN

I too have ran over multiple bears before

"Clip it chat" *proceeds to clip it himself*

Lies and Deceit but now you can see me