I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I took an arrow in the SWEET JESUS.

VR... VR never changes

...okay, I guess I win?

Ever get hit in the face so hard that everyone you know gets Dragonrot?

Made you look!

"You having fun? I can do this ALL DAY"

You get a lot of muck with hollows, you get a lot of clean with Tide

Iron sights, you have ONE JOB

"I like the Trench Gun: it's Big, and Mean"