The most important item of DK64 speedruns:

How to react during a hostage situation

Rock Band seems better than Cuphead at this point...*sigh* (member of rektfestclub. Check them out!)

Attack of the Fly Bomber

SomeBODY forgot to plug in the mic

HOLY CRAP DUDE

Arguing with yourself incorrectly

Why I'm never playing Cuphead again (this is only the first boss!!!!!!!!!!!)

That moment my N64 restarted itself midboss