GET UPSET GET MAD--BYYYEEE

Local Reiver Offers Mercy, Trust Him~

"they're gonna go somewhere nice" he said

When the ReiverCaptain really, REALLY doesn't want to hurt a lady.

Doing a Flip for Chat

The Captain Goes Feral For Shiny Rocks and Mineral Water

NARWHALS

Slayer of Giants!

Mercenary Captain Flips Local Economy on its Ass