it wouldve been so cool if only i didnt whiff

Getting jump scared by a raid instead of the game

lol count 'em five in a row I be fast and you be slow!

The most powerful booty penetration of all time (of a small child)

i missed her the first time and i flipped out the second time

not friendly

Exhibit A

I am so trustworthy

Im just better! (dies) with sphericalsoup1