"I have a wife and kids" - also random: "I have the biggest hard on for you."

Yellow Team Goal of the Century

OMFG

"I need a d1ck! I need a hop-up!"

HUGE 3 PIECE C9 !!! HYPE LMAO :)

midair dunk

I’m just DIRTY

Perfectly Cut Scream But I Edited It Right

OMEGASP