Child Gets Beaten Into The Timeout Corner

Cut-scene Cucks Dante

Nurse Puts Baby To Sleep...Permanently

Spider Eats Man's Shins To Death

Man's Quest For The Fattest Cloud Ends In Death

Its Not The Fall That Kills But The Landing

Brittle And Frail Man Gets One Shotted

B.O.B. (Bombs Over Bloodborne)

Man Is Bit By Spider... Doesn't Become Spider-man