Anh as INSANE luck by randomly coming across this, and still can't fly...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Not falling for that.

A Wild Dragoonia appears! :D

Oh, there's a lot

Augh, my leg! (Call of Cthulhu)

At Least I Didn't Crash Into the Sun... This Time

All That for a Splinter of Wood