"I'm trying my best, hard not to get frustrated. I think I've only been polite, gonna stay that way"

"Quadruple kill... now I have to get your t*****s, come on"... Still got an imo save.. :(

"I got a 5k!" "You don't understand the mechanics of the game..." "My bad..." xD

Chateau Guillard. Jinx.

Oh, OW. You bring me such joy! C words thrown at the start of match, then thrown around at the end.

Hells yeah I did. Oh s**t. Who's shooting at me?

Oh we got a sub! Back out! Not today, disco lady. Disco lady?

It's too busy... I need to just take a breath. Hello, 5k?!? I should disengage more often...

When you get potg, and your group members think the benny hill theme sums up what just happened....