Do you hear the sighs? RJ tells me how much he loves me.

YEEEEEESSSS (Headphone warning)

"I am in position! so I won't get affected" RJ says confidently. Let's see how long this... oh

RJ is a strong and independent person

Hello everyone, my name is RJ. <clunk thud> Ignore that, that was just someone escaping from fridge

RJ uses up *all* the luck ever.

"We live in a cave! We are a bear!", RJ sings, "I am a bear, I am a bear.. I am BOO BEAR!"

RJ has sad times

Why ... why are you putting the corpse where we cook the meat?! Cannibals? Probably cannibals.