Let's see...if I change the trajectory... y = xtanθ − gx² / (2v² cos² θ)

I was alone and there's two voices. Odd

Good design. However, I'm Emrys.

Behold, videogame logic. If you're dangling off of the edge of a survivable fall, don't let go.

"That was the best 5 seconds of my life!"

Is that Pringles?

Emrys' stomach was making the rumblies that only hands could satisfy.

Run away failed

He has a tail!