Kidnapped by the Flightpath to Redridge (small indie game company...)

Local Streamer Has No Idea What Beacon Is - "It Sounds Really Fancy"

Forgot about TTS

Sacrifice Demons During Ads

Sent to the Year 40k

This beaver has seen things

Putting the key in is a great time to learn you don't have a weapon equipped

KISSSSSSSS

Ekk! panic!