Violent Mugging of High School Student (1989, colorized)

"Ohhhhh nooooooooooooooo"

::distant screaming::

"IT ONLY GETS WORSE"

I gotta-YEEEUUULLLLPPPP, you know, do stuff

Ding dong

"Oh shoot I'm reading chat logs"

The only daaaahahhhhhhhh

Damn, my bottom