Alt+F4 - We don't take too kindly to idle villagers, you hear?

Just DE things?

That was amazing! -Haise

Jack calling Haise a DumbF

Forget T90 Farms, how about Haise Mills 11

"This is going to be good" -Haise' last words

Goose -- where are you?

I'm trying to distract them ...!

Haise can't help himself when it comes to Taker 11