"The limpest jump I've ever seen."

"I know there's a clip somewhere of me getting killed by that."

"God I thought I was a goner!"

"These are my favorite levels. I take that back."

Luigi Phases Through Pipe and Naughty Baby

Narrowly grasping defeat!

Slickest mushroom grab!

You don't want to do that again.

Imperial Boop!

"Ha-HA!" *POUNCE!

Mom Jokes

I appreciate everyone who is still here!

KeyGlyph is a wonderful person!

Froggy? Nani?

"That went surprisingly well!"

"Help me, Tony Hawk!"