What the F tho fr

Beardless Jebus Jumpscare

You are going to Hell IRL

They just HAD to do it to me...

"Do not point either end toward face"

Prediction Gives Instant Gratification

sleepy jebus

Because I havnt had enough aliens in my diet today

Its a yeti right? I think its a yeti

Now that we have taken over this case, is it at all connected to the main in the painting?

SQUIRREL

Talk Sh*t, Get Hit... By a Car, Apparently

X-Files (Windows 98): So missing red head and spooky dude...got it.

I am the greatest paranormal detective!

*thinking of the wives we might have*

The road less travelled..