Fortunately it's only a 20% chance

Card that crashes your game (BAZR)

Go, My Box

RANDOM TELEPORT

Internalized Specie-ism?

Menace to Pac-Society

Santa Claus gets a Speedrunning World Record

World Record Choke, Involuntary Moan

Proven Wrong in Negative Time

Divine Retribution for being unfunny

POOP STAR

BIG LEMONAAAAAAADE

Mario Remembers 9/11

Owing chat a cake for the bit

tricked, decieved, bamboozled

Mario 64 but Mario is Moist