Just walk it off...

I think deep down we knew this was going to be a rough run, when that fog rolled as we were leaving.

Note to self, don't smoke cigarettes from the ground. Cause you'll rip off your clothes

The moment when you get too cocky in Zomboid... That is when your chances of dying go up 80%

nads shoots Marvin in the back of the car pulp fiction

Has Kevin doomed everyone? (Big props to the Narrator there)

Val: "Stay Alive, sir Walker" *instantly gets bitten* Rest in Peace Daniel Walker

First encounter with another human and its a head on collision! These side roads maaaaaaaaaan!

[AU 18+] Samuel Malloy | Ranch RP | Back to work tomorrow | !sitbot - Come on in, Chill + Chat

ooooOOOooh no!

I am never drinking wine again...

Them locals ain't good with them peepers... and they say I'm as blind as a bat..

Samuel you were probably better off throwing some damn firecrackers at Hershel there.. that aim

Patches angry at Samuel for us getting jumped by "Hershel"

and I thought the wolves were bad....

Poor Sam just wants to get to Strawberry prt 2