Stats daddy

"The story will continue after this important customer information!"

What does a Frozenyack want (for Christmas)

Paid actors making it too obvious?

Boy. That escalated quickly.

See the violence inherent in the Statsbloke!

Our humbe minds can't understand his advanced tactics.

Please don't push me in to this torps...

Stat's true superpower.

No pants necessary

Sound Clip for redemption No No No

Sudden realisation

Chug! Chug! Chug! For safety!

Feeling touchy-feely

Wise life advice

Fast fulfillement