Allegedly, I have aged by one year. Insert customary response here.

Allegedly, I have aged. (Hopefully this is stable, otherwise, it may cut in and out.)

I feel absolutely terribad...

Taking Time....

Allegedly, the internet is not a readily-available source of joy for all.

Allegedly, the internet is not a readily-available source of joy for all.

Allegedly, the internet is not a readily-available source of joy for all.

Allegedly, Some Hispanic Guy wants to fill you.

It's Raining...

Why are we waiting?

Que lo que? Missed me?

So, before my internet gets cut off…

So, before my internet gets cut off…

So, before my internet gets cut off…

What are you SHG?

T'was the night after Halloween, and I had a bad idea.