If I had a nickel for every time a girl said that to me

Good eyes for looking for little things

Imagine due process in 2025

"Why don't you check it out for me?"

That's what the boomers did

Sometimes you can guess what an NPC's voice will sound like based on how they look

All women are always annoyed with me

It's very important that it's a dual cape

Casually Isekai'ed

Live streaming? What's that?

Ahoy matey

It would be difficult to run with THESE numbers

She doesn't have any luggage

I'm supposed to be the big brain one

She gets jokes

The joke is that she's old, okay?