Face is best brakes when falling

Swan Dive Snipe

Xmas wins

Delivered on a gold platter

Mans got the snipes

I saw that

Karma always collects

Pert aimed for the bushes

I didn't watch, I clipped

This was a series of events

Captain Shot Whiffer strikes again

Captain shot whiffer

I think they were

EZ PZ 2Z

The Kilo Totally did it

Que the Benny Hill music