One for the road

Talking about spider mating

"I tried to put a paper straw in the Kool-Aid pouch."

Wrong door. "I'm trying to get HaF. Hold on."

What happened?

"I like doing that old cliche Canadian."

"My mother was a penguin and my father was a snowman."

"Hello, tall man."

Horse pilot?

"Mr. Professional over here."

"I like clutching up."

"It is going as we predicted."

"Why didn't you get rid of it?!"

.

alted himself

"just poggin."