"Would you like any organs? I have plenty!"

"Are you one with the body and mind? I see you for what you really are."

$20 is $20...

"I'd like more chest and barrel options for booty, or like a binding spell..."

"Way to sound intoxicated."

"No way I just pulled myself out of that!"

"Do you wanna sell some weed?" (Frozen song parody)

"Into the thick of it."

"Not me missing the black cat on the black chair."

"It's raw toast!"

The magician's rabbit

Why are cats like this?

"Fun fact: I didn't actually kill him."

"He can suck it up!"

"The seasoning is their face juices."

"Where's your mother?!"