Hot on the presses?

Worth a try

Whathappened?

Thank u

little tootsie boy

Cease & Desist

Wikipedia Source to change Satirical->Factual

Merchandise Variety

wholesome mort moments

Give a tranq, receive a tranq

What about this?

mug

(Elden Ring) That cliff came out of nowhere...

make out club [18+]

Egret and her many nicknames

Mort doesn't know either