it's over

you heard it here first

there's no real winning here

Even the drunk may see the truth.

Please don't send me back up

ty can talk to dead people (but they're alll idiots)

terry's glowing personality

drunk man falls down elevator shaft

It has been a while.

Dishonorable Low Blow

You don't say?

don't tell rerick

what an idiot

Just how did you manage this?

Breaking the law

A blast from Onion's past