Spidey Sense

the other biiish

And that, dear children, is called Comedic Timing

The intrusive thoughts won

Hey, do golf carts have e-brakes?

Physics? What physics?

Is this grasslands?

That's a brand-new sentence

Murphy's Law loves when people go AFK

How people sound when they freeze, apparently

Lying down on the gotdang job

All Traci’s fault

Kelvin took too many trees to the face

Nobody wants grenades.

Nasty...

Can i pet Dat DoOoOoOoOog??