PADDY NOT PATTY Crash out

Using Pixie's full name

Why don't eggs tell jokes? They might crack up! 🍳 | 🔞 | !selfcare !pronouns ✨

IN THE WIN?!

Instant Jinx

The .... dress...yeah...dress

Sheesh, take her out to dinner first

Cheating the system

you WHAT??

CONTEXT! // thinking with portals (a dual feature!)

Pixie knows all

I'd tell you a book joke but it’s bound to be bad. 📚 | 🔞 [eng/cc] ✨ !selfcare !pronouns

Is Everyday Taco Tuesday?

Ah yes, a classic Mario voice

tit gauntlets

She said don't so i did