Shan.exe has stopped working

Don't ignore the government...

Well, I'm gonna have to fix that later

Cant pull this at all

Shannn doesnt know how to use pwr tools

You are gonna do what???

Juicy meat

Did You Just Threaten ME?!

Astarion Flustered By Bloodlust

We Ride At Dawn!!

The Thirst Is Real

Excuse me, but, what is that?!

Pardon? Do you want to get laid flat?

The level of rejection I felt was an understatement

Absolutely NOT! Back away!

You have a WHAT in your tunic and you wanna put it WHERE?!