The first letter is...

Being disloyal makes your eyes go different directions

First of all...!

soups on

whee

for Nick

Official australian hiscursedness

"I know what save game that is though! :>"

Doggo doesn't know... and is green

I'm not dead!

Wheee!

So much sewp

Slaughtered 100s

*Clap Clap Punch* Trade?

Only the most esteemed title for our protag

Iki defeated by autoscroll