10/10 failure

No Lift Off

Its FINE! TOTALLY FINE!

Wet but alive

At least you didn't explode

Even lost the hat

OOF

Horse gets the absoute SHIT knocked out of him.

Pferd Chat

Jeb meets the sea gods

im gonna f-ing k u

This is for booty~

Bring it around town

Drinking Bird Hefz

I feel really good about this

Confidence +100 Reality -1000