Welp - maybe you were right.

Thumpa-thumpa, yo!

I'm next!

Ristar (1995, Sega Genesis) - Neat 90's mascot platformer

Ristar (1995, Sega Genesis) - Neat 90's mascot platformer

Helicopter crash, no problem

Collapsing buildings can't hurt you if it's story-based!

Mega Man Victory Dance

Xenosaga | First play in over twenty years (yikes lol)

Xenosaga | First play in over twenty years (yikes lol)

Xenosaga | First play in over twenty years (yikes lol)

Xenosaga | First play in over twenty years (yikes lol)

Xenosaga | First play in over twenty years (yikes lol)

Allen gettin' funkay

Why don't you come with me, little Gnosis, on a magic carpet ride? 🎵

Cinematic Nothing Burger